“二战”时(👷)期，盟军要(🐽)实(🥇)施安奇奥登陆计划(huá )(🃏)，迫(😘)于(yú )(🕟)对一(🛍)门叫(jiào )安奇奥大炮(pào )的(🎗)超级武器(qì )(🐉)的忌惮，要派两个精锐(😧)特(🎾)工去摧(👋)毁(huǐ )这门大炮，结果两个傻逼被派了去，最后经过一连(lián )串搞笑事件，阴差阳错的(de )最后完成了任务(🗑)。　　片段一(yī )：德(dé )国(guó )人(🥀)在北非布(bù )置了一个陷(🚢)阱(jǐng )(🌙)，准备了一幅(🌚)假的(🚨)防御工事地图让这二(🌑)个士兵(㊗)带回去。他们(men )(📙)却(què )阴(yīn )差(🐑)阳(yáng )错的(🤠)拿(🤸)走了真的地图，最终赢(yíng )(⏰)得(dé )了战役。　　片(piàn )段二：他(⛳)们(men )(😍)化装成管道(dào )工潜入德军在意大利的(🕯)司令(lìng )(👣)部，给他们卫生(shēng )间的管道修得(💍)乱七八(bā )糟(zāo )，把(➡)将军淋了(le )个落汤鸡。将军去换衣服，拉开抽屉(🏒)发现一套新(xīn )的(de )军服，于是洗头洗脸(liǎn )准备换上新军服(🥅)的时候闭着眼(yǎn )把脸(🔎)盆里的脏水倒(🆙)进(jìn )(🖍)抽(chōu )屉里了（柜子旁边有一(🍁)个废水桶）。那个将(jiāng )军(🔪)是(🐂)最主要的(👩)一个(gè )配(🤼)角(❓)，很(hěn )有意思。到(🚤)影片(🍹)结束前1分(fèn )(🈺)钟(zhōng )，都(dōu )没有一句台词(cí )。最后说了一(yī )句“谢(xiè )谢”。　(🏡)　片(piàn )段三：德(🛌)军有一门超(📯)级(jí )大炮俯视着联军将要(yào )登陆(lù )的海滩。这(zhè )二个(🏗)士兵居然(🈺)化(♟)装成(chéng )希特(tè )勒和随从，去视察大炮，把(bǎ )(👧)大(🐼)炮炸掉(diào )了。　(🌲)　In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time